Written by Latrice E. Porter
We start out with one of those freaky (and just plain weird) talks that we can always expect from the Kardashians. Khloe and Lamar are talking about their love for one another and it takes a turn to Lamar making obscene gestures and Khloe declaring her love for Lamar, even when he farts in front of her. Ah...love.
Next we go to the Kardashian mansion where Bruce asks Kris if it is necessary for her to wear sunglasses in the house and she fights back asking if it's necessary for him to wear his pants up to his arm pits. Bruce remarks back that he has long legs. The bickering ends when the interior design guy shows up to put together a nursery. In typical Kardashian fashion, Bruce automatically thinks Kris is the one prego. He did not look very happy for a second and after it was understood that it was for Kim, he was definitely not interested and walked off.
Kendall expresses concern to her mom over everyone moving into the house. Kris lays the law down and says they are family and they help each other out. End of discussion. FYI...Kris declared that Kylie and Kendall could not have friends over for 40 days. Yes, FORTY days. The girls were looking at her like...what. Kim walks into the kitchen and they all go silent.
Next, Bruce is golfing with his boys and they tell him they are getting him a putting green. The first thing out of Bruce's mouth....drum roll please...Did Kris sign off on this? Response...No, because if she knew it probably wouldn't happen. Bruce tells them he can't be involved in this. Seriously? Bruce took Kris and her brood of kids and practically bank rolled them all and now he only has the corner of his garage left as his little man cave aka man corner. Give me a break. As Bruce sits down with the boys and starts to plan his putting green, he lets them know that this is all hypothetical. Really? It's not that hypothetical because he is sitting there with a sharpie designing the putting green and telling the boys what he would do.
Bruce goes back into his man corner of the garage and cannot even locate it because all of Kim's baby stuff is everywhere. Bruce tells Kris that they've had all their babies already and Kim has the means to raise a child on her own. He's basically saying why in the heck can't she just rent a house for 6 months? Kris gives Bruce the same old line with a smirk on her face. Bruce tells her that he is an easy going person but it's like the house is not even theirs and he has no space. I totally agree with you Bruce. All of the kids come together, including Bruce's son Burt, to discuss the putting green situation. They all agree that they are going to put it in the yard whether Kris agrees or not.
Kendall tells Kris about her plan to move out and Kris 86'ed it immediately. Kris tells Kendall that she'll be turning 18 soon, so it's important that she savors every moment. Kendall responds by saying that Kris is selfish and walks off. Kylie is off eating in her car, when she tells her mom that there's too much going on inside the house. She is on point with that one. There are movers moving furniture to storage to accommodate Kim moving in. It is a hot mess. Kris ends up renting a summer home for Kendall, Kylie and Bruce. The girls are finally happy. They decide to surprise Bruce, but once he sees the house that Kris rented for him he feels bad. He tells Brandon to call off the installation of the putting green. Oh and let me advise you that the house is already decorated and there's even a picture of Kris in a bikini right when you walk into his room. Bruce was less than pleased about the picture. Their relationship is just odd.
At the end of the day, the kids stopped the installation of the putting green. Kris shows up as they are attempting to get the lawn back to normal. Bruce throws his hands up to say he had nothing to do with it. What a jerk. Seriously, dude grow a pair. He does say that the kids did it for him, since he has been asking for a putting green for 4 years. Her response was that she wants to make sure that all of his dreams come true. Bruce gives her that look as if to say...I have been asking for a putting green for 4 years and you said no. He ends up walking off as she goes on a tirade about how he makes her look bad. Reality check. You make yourself look bad. Yes, Kris all on your own. Khloe tells Kris that Bruce shouldn't only get part of the house. It's 50/50. That is how it works in a marriage. Kris kisses and makes up with the kids and they apologize saying they should have let Kris know about their plans. Bruce tells Kris that the dynamic of their relationship has always been him backing down and letting her take the reigns. He said that needs to change.
Real Talk...
Kris is a hot mess and I really do believe her actions are based on presenting a certain image of herself to the public. It was so obvious that she was totally fibbing about wanting to make Bruce's dreams come true. Well if that was the case, then he wouldn't have had to ask her permission to put in a putting green for 4 years. I'm so over her and this sham of a marriage. I do not think Brody was buying it. She is full of it and everyone knows it. I do not understand why she rented a house for Bruce and the girls. How come she did not rent a house for Kim, Kanye and their baby? You would put your underage children and husband out of the their own home to move in your adult daughter, her boyfriend and newborn baby? I believe Kendall was right when she said Kris was being selfish. She really is. Bruce definitely needs to stop being so laid back and tell Kris how he feels. Kris needs to realize that her priority is her underage children and her husband. She needs to relax and step back. Her daughters are adults and they can handle their business without helicopter mom circling.
